I Get E-Mail!

The Honorable Beneficiary here humbly submits these four spams, so I can delete from my spam-box!

All caps? What is this, a telegram?

ATTENTION HONORABLE BENEFICIARY
OCEANIC BANK PLC

ATM INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT

OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION

OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY

OCEANIC BANK (PLC) OF NIGERIA

ATTENTION HONORABLE BENEFICIARY

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT

INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS

BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR

CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE

OFFICIALS IN THE BANK AND YOUR ENTIRE ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND

TO YOU HAS PROVES UNSUCCESSFULLY. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT

LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISHES TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE

DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR

PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC THAT IS THE LATEST

INSTRUCTION FROM MR. PRESIDENT, UMARU MUSA YAR'ADUA (GCFR) PRESIDENT

FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE.

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR

MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS ONE

THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE YOUR FUND THIS

WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE CARD PAYMENT CENTER AND ALSO SEND THE

FOLLOWING INFORMATION TO HIM IN ORDER HIM TO PROCEED IMMEDIATELY:

1. FULL NAME

2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER

3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD TO (P.O BOX NOT ACCEPTABLE)

4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION

5. A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION

HOWEVER, KINDLY FIND BELOW THE CONTACT PERSON AND CONTACT HIM IMMEDIATELY FOR

IMMEDIATE DELIVERY OF YOUR ATM CARD TO YOU AS THE RIGHTFUL CONTRACT

BENEFICIARY, ALSO DO CALL HIM IMMEDIATELY AND LET HIM KNOW THAT YOU HAVE SENT

AN EMAIL TO HIM FOR IMMEDIATE ACTION ON YOUR CONTRACT INHERITANCE OK, SO

CONTACT HIM NOW ALRIGHT:

MR. ANTHONY EKE

DIRECTOR, ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT

PHONE NUMBER: +234-802-712-7674

EMAIL: atmcenterx@hotmail.com

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT $8,300,000.00 AS

PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YOU HAVE TO

STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s) TO AVOID

ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR ATM PAYMENT.

FOR ORAL DISCUSSION, I CAN BE REACHED ON OR EMAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU

RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY

DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE MENTIONED OFFICE.

NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH

IS (ATM-811) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER

BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.

BEST REGARDS,

BARRISTER ROBERT SCHEEL.

This one may not be a rip-off, I don't know. Are there a lot of people going to Dubai? I saw on Sixty Minutes last Sunday that it IS a tourist destination. Frankly, for me, if I wanted to see desert, I sure as heck wouldn't fly half-way around the world to do it! But why do the links specify port 81 in the URL?

VIP REWARD CARD
Vice Versa

Shopping with the Vice Versa® reward card Dubai has gained the reputation of becoming one of the foremost shopping hubs in the world. Vice Versa gives visitors to Dubai the opportunity to earn money while spending money. With the Vice Versa card, you can earn instant Cash-rewards every time you present the card in any of the 275 Partner Outlets in Dubai. Some of Vice Versa's 275 Partner Outlets* are listed below indicating the reward rate. For a full partner lisitng please visit www.viceversacard.com. ABS 10% Dolce & Gabbana 10% Paul & Shark 10% Al Washia 12% Dune 12% Porsche Design 10% ALDO 12% GF Ferre 10% Prada 10% Alviero Martini 15% Giorgio Armani 10% Raoul 12% Baldessarini 10% Greg Norman 15% Ray Ban 10% Bally 12% Gucci 10% Rocco Barocco 15% Basler 12% Guy Laroche 15% Shanghai Tang 10% BCBG MAXAZRIA 10% Hugo Boss 10% Skechers 12% Brioni 10% Just Cavalli 15% Spring 12% Burberry 10% Kenneth Cole 12% Tommy Hilfiger 12% Calvin Klein 10% Lancaster 15% Vintage 55 15% Cartier 10% Laundry 10% Vogue 10% Christian Dior 10% Moreschi 12% Von Dutch 12% Coccinelle 10% Nine West 12% Zilli 10% *Most brands are located at several locations in Dubai, including: Mall of the Emirates, Ibn Battuta Mall, Dubai Festival City, Jumeirah Beach Road, Burjuman Center, Bin Hindi Avenue, Deira City Center and Wafi City. Enjoy the best of the City Dining in Dubai is an exceptional experience and you can use the Vice Versa card in a wide variety of restaurants. Selected restaurants throughout the city will reward Vice Versa cardholders with up to 20% Card-Cash™. Make your choice of: Chinese, European, Fusion, Indian, International, Italian, Japanese, Middle Eastern, North American, Pan-Asian, Seafood and Steakhouse or visit any of the great Cafe's situated in the malls. Vice Versa has selected a variety of leisure activities across Dubai. Get rewarded at the following activities: Boat Charter (5-10%) Golf (10%) Art (20%) Theatre (10%) Seaplane sightseeing (10%) Big Bus sightseeing (15%) Dubai Dolphinarium (10%) How to use the Vice Versa Card Simply present your Vice Versa card every time you go shopping, dining or when booking leisure activities, and you will instantly receive up to 20% of the amount back on your card. Use the Cash-rewards (AED) as payment for your next purchase – for anything, anytime and anywhere with Vice Versa Partner Outlets. Request your Vice Versa card today and make use of the great VIP privileges during your stay in Dubai. Vice Versa - the smart way to travel! For more information about Vice Versa visit www.viceversacard.com

Beware of this next one, the link for the Customer Verification Form isn't exactly as represented, it goes to some weird place in the UK.

Submit Your Bank of America Identity

Bank of America Inc.

...

Dear Bank of America customer,

Security and confidentiality are at the heart of the Bank of America. Your details (and your money) is protected by a number of technologies, including Secure Sockets Layer (SSL) encryption.
We would like to notify you that Bank of America carries out customer details confirmation procedure that is compulsory for all our customers. This procedure is attributed to a routine banking software update.

Please visit our Customer Verification Form using the link below and follow the instructions on the screen.

http://www3.bankofamerica.com/confirmdetails.jsp?referrer=22jdsewzraDadhkznzdeOkhb

Bank of America Customer Service

I like this one, it is something different. The box is in the mail!

LETTER FROM MR. BEN OFOR ABOUT YOUR CONSIGNMENT

Mr. Ben Ofor

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OFFICE OF MR. BEN OFOR
MANAGER NATIONAL WARE-HOUSE

Attention,

This is to inform you that arrangements have been concluded as regards to the shipment of your consignment of funds to your country.

I choose to conclude it and make sure it is off already before contacting you. I found out that this consignment has been lying here because of non-payment of shipment fees.

This is why I decided to use my connections as the Shipment officer in charge of the National Security warehouse, (This is where all the abandoned consignments in Nigeria are kept at the orders of the Government of Nigeria.)

The consignment left Lagos Nigeria yesterday night en-route your country via London, It is a metal box, silver in color with a weight of about 150kg, the box is declared as containing diplomatic /inheritance documents only.

The name of the Courier Company based in London is Air Courier International Ltd.

Call me immediately so that I can give you the phone and fax numbers of the courier company in Italy so that you confirm when the consignment will arrive.

I choose to do this for you because I studied your file and discovered that you have paid a lot of money before abandoning this consignment and I believe you will compensated me well when you receive the consignment.

Note: I know the content of the Box because I could see the amount you are being owned by the Federal Government.

This is why I decided to get involved. You must also know that this arrangement do not concern all the people you were dealing with in Nigeria before today as this consignment/Payment has been surrendered to the Government, Hence my involvement

This is the contact number of the manager who is the right person to contact (+447031913872) his name is Mr. Mandy Peter; call him as soon as you get this mail today.

I wait for your call or mail.

Thanks
Dr. Ben Ofor