I Get E-Mail!

Boy, I thought this was the REAL THING!

Dear Customer!

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmed Package That
is registered with us for shipping to your residential location. We had
thought that your sender gave you our contact
Details. It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to Your
package. However, we cannot quote its content to you via email for Privacy
reasons.

We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft
Worth of $800,000.00 USD, FedEx do not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES
but Bank Drafts are shippable. The package is registered with us for
mailing and still in our possession, and it is ready for delivery to your
door step.

Meanwhile, before the delivery or shipment will take place, you are advice
to send to us the following data mention below: We are sending you this
email because your package is been registered on a Special Order.

What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for
Immediate dispatch of your package to your residential address. Note
That as soon as our Delivery Team confirm your information, it will Take
only one working day (24 hours) for your package to arrive it's
Designated destination. For your information, the VAT & Shipping Charges
as well as Insurance fees have been paid for by your Colleague before your
package was registered. Note that the payment
That is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates, are to
certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF)
Neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help
you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your
Country.

However, you will have to pay the sum of $210USD to the FedEx Delivery
Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the
FedEx company as stated in our privacy terms & condition page. Also be
informed that your colleague wished to pay for the Security Keeping
fee, but we do not accept such payment considering the facts that all
items & package that are registered with us have a time limitation and
we cannot accept payment not knowing when you will be contacting us for
your package or even responding to us. So we cannot take the risk
to have accepted such payment in case of any possible demurrage.

Kindly note that your colleague did not leave us with any further
Information. We hope that you respond to us as soon as possible because
if you fail to respond until the expiry date of your package, we may Refer
the package to the British Commission for Welfare as the package
Do not have a return address.

Kindly contact the delivery department (FedEx Delivery Post) with the
Details given below:

FedEx Online Delivery Post
Contact Person: KELLY MORGAN OSAGIE
Dispatch@terrapins.com

Kindly complete the below form and send it to the email address given
above. This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone
Numbers.

FULL NAMES:
TELEPHONE:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:


As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the
necessary payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the
Security Keeping Fee. As soon as they confirm your payment Receipt
of$210USD, they will not hesitate to dispatch your package as well as the
attached letter to your residence. It usually takes 24 hours being an
overnight delivery service.

Note that we were not instructed to email you, but due to the high
Priority of your package we had to inform you as your sender did not
Leave us with his phone number because he stated that he just arrived
Nigeria and he hasn’t fix his phone yet. We indeed personally sealed
Your Bank Draft and we found your email contact in the receivers Column as
the recipient of the foremost package.

Ensure to contact the delivery department with the email address given
above and ensure to fill the above form as well to enable a successful
Reconfirmation.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Margaret Blaire.
FedEx Online Team Management.
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or Privileged information. If you are not an addressee
you must not copy, distribute, disclose or use any of the information in
it or any attachments.
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But then, something looks funny about the spelling of that last word... Looks like a combination of "cooperation" and "corporation"!