I Get E-Mail!

Two for today! Why the all caps? Supposed to look like a telegram?

From: "EU INTERNATIONAL LOTTO AND GAMING CORPORATION"
Reply-To: cpobv@aim.com
Subject: WINNING NUMBER: EU/ILO-564/003/666
Date: Tue, 2 Jun 2009 11:19:21 +0200


EU INTERNATIONAL LOTTO AND GAMING CORPORATION.
LAAN VAN HOORNWIJCK 55
2289 DG RIJSWIJK
THE NETHERLANDS
www.lotto.nl

MONTH OF MAY EU INTERNATIONAL LOTTO.
WINNING NUMBER: EU/ILO-564/003/666

OUR DEAR WINNER,

THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS HAS WON YOU THE SUM OF (ONE MILLION EURO) FROM EU INTERNATIONAL LOTTO ONLINE AND GAMING CORPORATION, ALL THE E-MAIL ADDRESSES WERE SELECTED FROM A DATA BASE OF INTERNET E-MAIL USERS, FROM WHICH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS CAME OUT AS THE WINNING COUPON.

WE THEREBY CONTACT YOU TO CLAIM YOUR WINNING AMOUNT QUICKLY AS THIS IS A MONTHLY LOTTERY. FAILURE TO CLAIM YOUR WIN WILL RESULT INTO THE REVERSION OF THE WINNING SUM TO OUR FOLLOWING MONTH LOTTERY. (EXPIRATION DATE 19TH OF JUNE). PLEASE CONTACT OUR APPROVED AGENT FOR YOUR REGION WITH YOUR WINNING NUMBER ABOVE.

EU INTERNATIONAL LOTTO ONLINE AGENCY.
MISS. GILLIAN ROWLAND.
DIRECTOR OF WINNING CLAIMS DEPARTMENT.
TEL: 31- 630-800-322
E-MAIL: cpobv@aim.com

KINDLY KEEP YOUR WINNING PRIZE TO YOURSELF, TO AVOID DOUBLE CLAIM OF YOUR WINNING PRIZE.

REGARDS,
MRS. EVA JOHNSON.
DIRECTOR OF EU INTERNATIONAL LOTTO ONLINE.

WELL, I GUESS IT'S TOO LATE TO KINDLY KEEP MY WINNING PRIZE TO MYSELF, EVA! SO SORRY!!

And now...ALLUVIAL GOLD!


Reply-To:
From: mrs cemira gowan
Subject: From Mrs. Cemira,
Date: Tue, 2 Jun 2009 08:16:21 +0000


From Mrs. Cemira,
It's with pleasure that I write to inform you of the availability of ALLUVIAL GOLD for sale. Though my late husband was into this small scale mining business before his untimely death (may his soul rest in a perfect peace) Below are the classification of the goods :

PRODUCT : ALLUVIAL GOLD.
QUANTITY :500 KGS.
QUALITY : 22+ KARATS. Karat IS purity. 22 Karat gold is 91.671 pure.
PURITY : 99.98%
PRICE : $ 17,500usd PER KG.
TERM OF PAYMENT : NEGOTIABLE.

We do not accept advance payment, the transaction will be done according to the seller and buyers agreement and we expect you to come with your Inspector machines and after checking, the payment will be on bank to bank bases. All your base are belong...Sorry!
But be informed that the buyer will be responsible for the shipments arrangement of the goods to his refineries, which will be deducted from our money after the sales of the goods at your refineries

I don’t want to waste much time again because the proceeds from this gold is highly needed in order to uplift our mining strength and since the raining seasons we have not been able to do anything due to the lack of the mining equipment. We would also asked that you help us after the sales to use the part of the money realised to procure the needed equipments for us .
If you are interested in the above product please get in touch with me and we will make arrangement on the mode of delivery.

I await to hear from you very soon.

Regards.
Mrs. Cemira Gowan

And what the heck would I DO with alluvial gold, anyway?