Saturday, July 4, 2015

I Get E-Mail


The Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington,D.C in conjunction with some other relevant Investigations Agencies have recently been informed through our Global intelligence
monitoring network that your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly by the Central bank of Malaysia(Bank Negara Malaysia) has not been claimed.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay. We further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as your correspondence at all level.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C.Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentation evidencing your
claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about $25million us dollars only but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before they go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank information which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigation.

Contact immediately the office of the Central Bank of Malaysia (Bank Negara Malaysia) via email with the below information accordingly:

NAME: Dr. Zeti Akhtar Aziz.
OFFICE ADDRESS: Bank Negara Malaysia,
Jalan Kuching, Kuala Lumpur,
Wilayah Persekutuan,Kuala Lumpur,

Meanwhile, we will advise that you  contact the office of the Governor of the Central Bank immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to your payment file as directed, so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.

To this effect, you are required to reconfirm and authenticate your given particulars below for certainty and onward processing and release of you funds as we may not be held liable for any wrong payment.

FULL NAMES: __________________________________
CITY: _________________________
STATE: __________________________________
ZIP: ______________
SEX: _______________
AGE: __________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________
FAX: __________________________

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedure as regard to the transfer of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Malaysia equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous.

Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Best Regards,

James Brien Comey
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.

Whose is this "Joan" woman trying to rip off my $25 million us dollars??

Sunday, April 19, 2015

I Get E-Mail


United Nation Compensation
To:  Me

BATCH: 807-2015-550/188 
This good-news is brought to you by the BANK OF AFRICA in conjunction
with UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION AND NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT to pay 9,000 scam victims the sum of US$4.9Million United State Dollars each. We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the secretary to the UNITED NATIONS. This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS and CENTRAL BANK NIGERIA have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$4,9Million United State Dollars to each person. This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc. We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.Please make sure you respond to this email well and stop communicating with FAKE Office that has been promising you heaven and earth but all is in vain. You are advised to contact Rev.Patrick Morgan JP as he is our representative, contact him immediately for your ATM CARD VALUED US $4.9Million United State Dollars/ This funds are in a ATM CARD for security purpose OK? so he will send it to you and you can withdraw it in any ATM machine of your choice. Therefore, you should send him Email immediately with BELOW INFORMATION he will tell you what you need to do to receive your ATM CARD VALUED US$4.9Million United State Dollars.
Your Full Name...........
Your Home Address........
Your Private Tele Phone Number.......
Your Age....................
Your Occupation........
Your Country..........
Note:Please make sure you call Rev.Patrick Morgan JP his direct phone number: +2348183550739 as soon as you send him email
Person to Contact: Rev.Patrick Morgan JP
Direct Phone: +2348183550739
Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Hoping to hear from you as soon as you receive your ATM CARD.
Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon.

That must be a mighty big ATM "machine" to dispense US$4.9 Million United States Dollars.

Monday, July 1, 2013

I Get Spam!

TO recipients

Federal bureau of investigation
Field Intelligence Unit
J. Edgar Hoover building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, USA.

Urgent Attention: Beneficiary

I am special Agent Kelvin Willaims from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Field Intelligence Unit, we have just intercepted and confiscated two (2) trunk boxes at John F Kennedy airport in New York, and are on the verge of moving it to our bureau headquarter.
We crosschecked the content of the boxes and found it to contain a total sum of $4.1 million and also backup documents which bears your name as the receiver of the money contained in the boxes, investigations carried out on the diplomat which accompanied the boxes into the united states has it that he was to deliver this funds to your residence as payment which was due you from unpaid contract, inheritance, lotto, loan, etc.

We cross-checked all legal documentations in the boxes, and were about to release the consignment to the diplomat, when we found out that the boxes is lacking two very important documentation which as a result, the boxes has been confiscated and kept in our security vault.

According to section 229 subsection 31 of the constitution ratified in 1992, your consignment lacks proof of OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE AND LEGAL DELIVERY PERMIT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE from the joint team of the Federal Bureau Of Investigation and homeland security and therefore you must contact us for direction on how to procure the two certificates, so that you can be relieved of the charges of evading tax which is a punishable offense under section 12 subsection 441 of constitution on tax evasion.

You are therefore required to get back to me on this email { } within 72 hours, so that i will guide you on how to get the needed documents. Failure to comply with our directive may lead you into problem; you may be arrested, interrogated and prosecuted in the court of law for money laundering.

We may also get the Financial Action Task Force (FATF) on money laundering involved if you do not follow our instructions. You are also advised not to get in contact with any other institution, since your funds are here now in the United States of America and can be delivered to any country of your choice once you secure those required documents.

Yours in service
Agent Kelvin Willaims
Regional director
Federal Bureau of Investigation

More threats from the FBI!  Ha ha!  I didn't know they used Yahoo Hong Kong email addresses there.  I especially like how the last name is misspelled, consistently, except in the email address.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Found This In The Drafts Folder

My friend Mr. Poon (huh?) is reminding me again of a Secured business suggestion. Was I asleep the first time?

Reminding You Again

Mr. Joseph Poon>

Dear Friend,

Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. Joseph Poon, Managing Director and Deputy Chief Executive of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have a Secured business suggestion for you., Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client Mr.Fayez Abdulaziz Mohammed who was a business merchant and a contractor with the Iraqi Government but a citizen of SAUDI ARABIA,Made a numbered fixed deposit for 24 calendar months(2Years), with a value of Twenty Two million Four Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch. Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war which began in 2003. Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later find out that Mr.Fayez Abdulaziz Mohammed along with his wife and only daughter had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit His Resident. After further investigation it was also discovered that Mr.Fayez Abdulaziz Mohammed did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Twenty Two million Four Hundred Thousand (Why is thousand capitalized, but million is not?) United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration 3 years and six month the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Mr.Fayez Abdulaziz Mohammed so that you will be able to receive his funds.


I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Mr.Fayez Abdulaziz Mohammed,all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favour for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you.There is no risk involved at all in this matter, as we are going adopt a legalized (by who? Or is that whom?) method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.Should you be interested please send me your

1,Full names,
2,Private phone number, (As opposed to what?)
3,Current residential address.

And I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below;


And finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this operation. I want to know if you are willing to follow up this business seriously before I can give you more details about this transaction,I shall be waiting for your response and assurance.Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,
Joseph Poon

Dinner Last Night

Last night we had tostada-style tacos, in that the tortillas folded into little tacos, but there were beans, which makes them tostada-syle, I am told.

They were really excellent! The chef put a touch of lime juice on the salsa which really zinged! The home-made tortillas were so much better than store bought, too!

The "chef", by the way, was my daughter.

The dog there is Shogun.

Happy eating!

Monday, February 13, 2012

Food Food Food!!!

I went to a staff party today (well, a couple of weeks ago) and we had these fabulous tacos (and other stuff) to munch on. It was great!

On another day Mrs. P. donated her lunch to the cause, and I ate it. Egg rolls! Delicious!

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Crummy Photo Skills Strike Again!

This was in the bakery department at Albertsons. It looked really cheesy and tempting, but I resisted spending the 49 cents. I am so proud!

But what is it? I can't make out the second word!