Tuesday, September 23, 2008

I Get E-Mail!

I just love the name "Precious". I recall a fellow in Basic Training who's back-home nickname turned out to be "Precious". Wasn't that fun when the D.I. discovered that! Guess what his military nickname became?

Back to the email, hey, I didn't know they had the intarwebs in refugee camps! What else do they have, running hot and cold water?

Ivory Coast
Email: pcdeba@live.fr

Dear Friend,

my name is Miss Precious Deba and am the only surviving
child of my parents who died in one of the mugabe's crazy
land reforms
crises in zimbabwe.

i am contacting you not only because of my sympathetic
situation but also for your advise/help in the management of
an inherited funds worth of us$8.5m(eight million, five
hundred thousand dollars).

the funds in question was deposited with a private security
firm here in abidjan-Ivory coast by my late father.

i decided to leave my country(zimbabwe) for security reasons
as well as to increase my search for a reliable person who
can help me reform my life which is in shambles at the
and having found your contact on the internet business page,
i hope you will not let me down or betray me at the end of
the day.

i am ready to compensate your much needed assistance as we
will agree when i get your nod of acceptance.

i will wait hopefully for your urgent and confidential
response as i assure you that it is a risk free transaction.


Pecious Deba
please reply to : pcdeba@live.fr

Hey, you misspelled your own name there, Pecious!
And get your shift key fixed, it seems to have an intermittent!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

I Get E-Mail!

Yes, those sentences were THAT short! The guy must have a very narrow monitor! Maybe he typed it on a 22 column VIC-20!

Uk National Lottery Prize
Dave Troutt

Company No. 02949433
TICKET NUMBER: 8603775966738
Batch Number: 074/05/ZY369
Ref Number: UK/9420X/05
We are pleased to inform you of the

final announcement that you are
of our beginning of the year winners

AWARDS, held on 13 semp , 2008.

You have won for your self
a total sum of £1,200,000 POUNDS


However, no tickets were sold but all

email addresses were assigned to

different ticket numbers for

representation and privacy.The

selection process was carried out

through random selection in our

computerized email selection

machine(TOPAZ) from a database of

over 250,000 email addresses drawn

from all the continents of the world.

Please you are adviced to complete

the form and send it immediately to

our Promotion manager through email

or fax for prompt collection of your

fund from the designated bank.

Fill the below information’s and send

to the fiduciary agent for your
Claims verification:


1. Full Names:
2. Address:
3. Age:
4. Sex:
5. Marital Status:
6. Occupation:
7. Phone numbers:
8. Country:

Name: Mr. Anord Scotty
e-mail: anordscotty@yahoo.com.hk

Yours Truly,
Co-ordinator(Online Promo


Over a million pounds sterling...what's that in REAL money? hahaha, I am joking my friends in the isles! The TOPAZ machine makes its appearance again!
Drawn from ALL the continents of the world? Antarctica, even? Well, people do live there. A few. Scientists. And there are all the penguins!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

I Get E-Mail!

Honest to goodnes, you use a word like modalities, the meaning of which I do not know, and then throw in things like "there grant" and "passed three year"? Bush league, baby. Get with the program!


Good Day,

Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mrs. Zhu Yuning, Am an accountant
in the Fondazione Di Vittorio, established 1977 by the Multi-Million
groups and now supported by United Nations Organization (UNO) and the
European Union (EU), and conceived with the objective of human growth,
educational, and community development thereby uplifting the standard of
living of people. Below is the site.


After further investigation, it was discovered that some of the grant
beneficiary did not claim there grant and this grant funds has been in our
account for the passed three years. So, Seventeen Millions Five Hundred
Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in our account and no one
will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according
to the laws of Italians, at the expiration of 4 years the funds will
revert to the ownership of the Italian Government. Against this backdrop,
my suggestion to you is that I will like to transfer the sum of
$17,500,000.usd for the payment of the Grants that was not claim by the
Recipients .


I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall
come out successful. I have an attorney that will prepare the necessary
document that will back you up as the Beneficiary, all that is required
from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and
Address so that the attorney can commence his job.

After you have been made the beneficiary, the attorney will also fill in
for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and of
probate in your favor. There is no risk involved at all in this matter,
as we are going to adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare
all the necessary documents. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion
in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been
transferred to your bank account we shall then share in the ratio of 70%
for me, 30% for you.

Should you be interested please send me your,

1, Full names,
2, private phone number,
3, current residential address,

And I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below:
(zhuyuning_02@ozu.es) and finally after that I shall provide you with more
details of this operation.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,
Mrs. Zhu Yuning.