Friday, May 23, 2008

I Get MORE E-Mail!

This so BOGUS!

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Account Locked !

Dear PayPal Member,

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Click here to unlock your account !

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We apologize for any inconvenience.


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Please do not reply to this e-mail. Mail sent to this address cannot be answered.

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And in the original message if you click the link, you go to http://riojatorrent.com/manuales/maketorrent/SECURITY.html, which sure don't look like PayPal to ME!

I Get E-Mail

More winnings!

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I like this one. What's a Topaz machine? I am intrigued!


Company No. 02949433
SERIAL NUMBER: 5368/02
TICKET NUMBER:
Batch Number: 074/05/ZY369
Ref Number: UK/9420X/05
WINNING NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the final announcement that you are
one of our beginning of the year winners of the UNITED KINGDOM ONLINE
PROMO AWARDS, held on 12th April , 2008. You have won for your self
a total sum of £1,200,000 POUNDS STERLING.

However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to
different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.The selection
process was carried out through random selection in our computerized
email selection machine(TOPAZ) from a database of over 250,000 email
addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.

Please you are adviced to complete the form and send it immediately to
our Promotion manager through email or fax for prompt collection of
your fund from the designated bank.

Fill the below information’s and send to the fiduciary agent for your
Claims verification:
FILL THE CLAIMS FORM BELOW AND SEND
TO OUR CLAIMS AGENT FOR VERIFICATION
1. Full Names:
2. Address:
3. Age:
4. Sex:
5. Marital Status:
6. Occupation:
7. Phone numbers:
8. Country:

Mr Morrison Bonnie
Email: mailto:agentbonnieuk@yahoo.com.hk
Yours Truly,
Co-ordinator(Online Promo Programme)

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Kinda lame, Mark!

新しいメールアドレスをお知らせします
新しいメールアドレス: markddssswww333@yahoo.co.jp

It has been instructed to effect your $2.1MillionUSD payment-Via (BANK-BANK TRANSFER)And you are to contact for more details/payment,along with your full names Bank Particullars/Address.Tel./Fax No.Date of Birth/Next of Kin/Occupation So get back asap so we can process your transfer.Mark S.

- PAYMENT

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Sir Steven, your lack of effort amazes me!
But hey, you have a gmail account! Wow!

YOU HAVE WON 753.437.00 POUND, CONTACT PAYMENT BANK, MR.WILLIAMS TOTTY,
Email:nationwidehouse@gmail.com

Sincerely,
Sir Steven Smith, Coodinator
camelot lottery promo


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Joy, I hear that a Topaz machine is the hot lottery email selection machine, you ought to look into it!

SOUTH AFRICA WORLD CUP LOTTERY 2010

Lottery headquarters:
464, Braxton court,
Carlton, eastgate
Johannesburg.

Reference number: ZAR/2324514325/2010

Batch number: SAA/2008/ZAR

Congratulations. The South African football association, safa is proud to
inform you that you have just won Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars (US$2.500, 000.00).

This lottery is sponsored by South African football association, safa with
fifty-six, 56 cooperate bodies.South Africa will be hosting the soccer world
cup in the year 2010.this will be the first ever World Cup to be held in the
continent of Africa. And we are celebrating this golden opportunity with this
lottery.

We are also using this lottery to create awareness towards the hosting of the
world cup in 2010 in South Africa.Don?t be surprise that you are one of our
winners. The aims of this lottery are to surprise our winners.

However no previous notification is given before your email address was picked
for this lottery. Generally email address are picked, the draws are processed
by the computer through a special program that is special designed for this
lottery, the program is known as Random Access Program (RAP)

This software picks email addresses from the internet and through a random
process, picks the winners through their email address.

CLAIMING OF PRIZE

To claim your cash prize please contact the lottery manager MR. MIKE SPHIWE
immediately with the following information:

Contact: MR. MIKE SPHIWE
Email: safa.claimsmanager@yahoo.com.hk

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information
confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize
released to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned.

Congratulations!!!

Sincerely,
Mrs. Joy Charlotte
Promotions manager
World cup 2010
South Africa

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I wouldn't recommend clicking on any of those...


Monday, May 19, 2008

I Get E-Mail

Two of 'em today!

First, we have from...

From Mr Bamba Kofi
Auditing Department Unit,
Sky Finance Bank Togo.(S.F.B.T)
20, Rue Du Commerce,
B.P.3302 Lome Togo
+2280727170
With Due Respect,

I have a proposal for you - this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to Honor against your will. I am 50, and work with a bank (one of the African leading banks in the West Coast). Here in this bank existed a dormant account for the past years which belong to a American national who is now Late Mr.Richard Burson who died on Egypt Air Flight 990 as you can confirm from this web page:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/502503.stm

When I discovered that there had been no deposits nor withdrawals from this account for this long period, I decided to carry out a system investigation and discovered that non of the family member nor relations of the late person is aware of this account. This is the story in a nutshell.

Now I want an account overseas where the bank will transfer this funds.Thereafter, I had planned to destroy all related documents for this account. It is a careful network and for the past eleven months I have worked out everything to ensure a hitch-free operation. The amount is not so much at the moment and plus all the accumulated interest the balance in this account stands at-(US$ 1.2 Million US Dollars).One Million Two Hundred Thousand Dollars.

Now my questions are:-
1. Can you handle this project?
2. Can I give you this trust?
3. Mail with your full name,private phone & fax number....


Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Finally, it is my humble prayer that the information as contained herein be accorded the necessary attention, urgency as well as the secrecy it deserves.

Note:Do reply me only through my directly email mrbambakofi@yahoo.com


I expect your urgent response if you can handle this project.

Best regards,
Mr Bamba Kofi
+2280727170
(S.F.B.T) Togo


And the next...

Dear/Madam

How are you doing? I hope this mail gets to you in good condition. This issue came up & requires serious consideration. I work for the accounts section of my bank. Do you know there is an account opened here since 1990 and after the year 2000, nobody has operated on this account again till date. After going through some papers, I found out that if I do not take out this money it would be lost just for nothing.

The owner of this account is Late Mr. Andreas Schranner, from Munich , Germany who died along with the entire family in July 2000 in a plane crash.

Here is the website which I will appreciate you going through to read the information. No other person knows about this account or anything concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation further proved to me that his company does not know anything about this account and the amount involved as he made it his personal account.

The money outstanding before his death was ($25.5 Million) Twenty Five Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars, I am now contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a national with a local bank account here. But can only be sent to any other account because the money is in dollars and the owner of the funds was a foreigner so the management is ready to approve this payment to anybody outside the country who has correct information of this account, which I will make available to you immediately you show your interest.

I expect you to act as foreigner and beneficiary to the fund as I will then intimate you on the processes abound as well as procure all the necessary documents required to lay claim to the funds, If you are capable and willing to handle such amount in strict confidence and trust according to my instructions and advice for our mutual benefit I shall highly appreciate.

I need trusted person in this business because I do not want to make mistakes, I need your strong assurance and trust,

With my position now in the office I can affect transfer of this money to any foreigner's reliable account, which you can provide with assurance that this money will be intact pending until my arrival in your country for disbursement. On the alternative, you can come down here to South Africa for us to meet one to one, to enable us sign a binding agreement.

As soon as you receive this money into a your account, I will proceed to your country for onward percentage distributions and investment.

At the conclusion of this business, for your assistance, 25% of the total amount will be given to you, 70% for me, while 5% will be for expenses both parties might have made during the process of the transfer.

Your earliest response is urgently awaited, kindly reply to my Email address<>

Mr. Mayo Kennedy
+27 78 185 6608
mayo.knnd@gmail.com

Thursday, May 15, 2008

I Get E-Mail

Once again, I am "defiantly" "re gret"ing my decision not to answer this email. How many millions have I missed out on, so far?

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MOTTO: FIGHTING POVERTY ROUND THE WORLD

Microsoft Award Team
20 Craven Park, Harlesden London NW10 United Kingdom
Ref: BTD/968/05
Batch: 409978E

CONGRATULATION! CONGRATULATION!! CONGRATULATION!!!

Dear. Sir/ Madam,

The prestigious Microsoft and Aol has set out and successfully organised a Sweepstakes marking the year 2008 anniversary we rolled out over US$ 400,419,864 for our new year Anniversary ( EASTER) Draws. Participants for the draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage.

The selection was made through a computer draw system attaching personalised email addresses to ticket numbers. If you ignore this massage, you will defiantly re gret it lat er. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies & in effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to reference and ticket number 008795727498 with serial numbers BTD/9080648302/06 and drew the lucky numbers 14-21-25-39-40-47(20) which subsequently won you $ 720, 000.00 (Seven Hundred & Twenty Thousand United States Dollars Only ) as one of the 5 jackpot winners in this draw. You have therefore won the entire winning sum of $ 720, 000.00 (Seven Hundred & Twenty Thousand United States Dollars Only ) The draws registe red as Draw number one was conducted in <>Brockley, London United Kingdom on the 20th of March,2008. These Draws are commemorative and as such special.

Please be informed by this winning notification to file your claims immediately.You are adviced to make contact to your referred agent who shall by duty guide you through the process to facilitate the release of your winning prize by our African payment offshore bank. To file for this claims, Please Contact your delivery agency in the contact information below:


N AME OF COURIER FIRM: FRONTIE RS DELIVE RY SERV I CES
OFFICE ADDRESS: 102 Oxfo rd Street London,WC1N 3HR United- Kingdom .

DELIVERY AGENCY CONTACT INFORMATION:
CLAIMS AGENT
Name: Mr. Larry Moore
Phone: +27 78 345 1610
E-mail:advocatelarrymooreclaimagent@gmail.com
E-mail:larrymoore2@hotmail.co.uk

You are to provide the claim agent with the under listed information as soon as possible:
1. Name In Full:................................
2. Address:.....................................
3. Nationality:.................................
4. Age:.........................................
5. Sex..........................................
6. Occupation:..................................
7. Marital Sta tus:..............................
8. Phone......... ..............................
9. Fax:........................................
10.Wining Refe rences :
E, TOTAL AMOUNT
Won........................... ..........................
Ref /Ticket No: .................................. ......
Serial No: ............................................
Winning No:........................................

We dedicate our special thanks & gratitude to Bill Gates and his associates.We wish you the best of luck as you spend your good fortune in this season.

Note: You have One week from the date of this pu blication to claim your prize or you may forefeit your winnings. Thank you for being part of our commemorative New year Anniversary Draws.
<>

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL BECAUSE YOU MIGHT NOT BE ATTENDED TO. KINDLY CONTACT YOUR FIDUCIARY AGENT DIRECTLY FOR FURTHER DIRECTION

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I don't know much about international telephony, but I think the "fiduciary agent' is located in Mobile, South Africa. Or maybe, on reflection, he HAS a mobile in South Africa! Ha ha on me!

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Spam For Lunch!

I get e-mail. How come these esteemed bank officers have such poor spelling?



Mr.Philip Clive
Senior Audit Officer
Natwest Bank Group
UK.

Dear Friend,

I am Mr.Philip Clive Senior Audit Officer of Natwest Bank Group UK.Natwest Bank London.I am writing following an opportunity in my office that will be of immense benefit to both of us.

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of £20.5million British Pounds Sterling(Twenty million five hundred thousand British Pounds) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers Late Mr.Morris Thompson an American who unfortunately lost his life in the plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which crashed on January 31 2000,including his wife and only daughter.

You shall read more about the crash on visiting this site.

http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin or relatves to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines.

Unfortunately I learnt that his supposed next of kin being his only daughter died along with him in the plane crash leaving nobody with the knowledge of this fund behind for the claim.It is therefore upon this discovery that I and my coleague in this department now decided to make business with you and release the money to you as the next of kin or beneficiary of the funds for safety keeping and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go back into Government treasury as unclaimed bill.

The banking law and guidelines here stipulates that such money remained after ten years the money will be transferred into banking treasury as unclaimed funds.

We agreed that 35% of this money will be for you as foreign partner,while the balance will be for me and my colleague.I will visit your country for the disbursement according to the percentages indicated above once this money gets into your account.Please be honest to me and trust is our watchword in this transaction.

Note this transaction is confidential and risk free. As soon as you receive this mail you should contact me by return mail. All necessary arrangement for the smooth release of these funds to you has been finalised.

If you are interested in this project contact me direct to my email id: philip.clive@googlemail.com with the following personal informations to commence!
1.YOUR FULL NAMES
2.CONTACT ADDRESS
3.TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS
4.AGE,OCCUPATION AND MARITAL STATUS

Upon receipt of your personal information we will process all the legal documentation in your favor through an Attorney, making you the sole beneficiary and legal next of kin to the said claim. The attorney will represent you in my bank for the reactivation of the inheritance funds on your behalf. He will process and obtain all the relevant legal documentation thereby authenticating you as the legal next of kin to the inheritance funds. After this,the money will be release to you for both of us.

I await the required personal information to commence.

Best Regards,

Mr.Philip Clive