Saturday, July 26, 2008

I Get E-Mail!

This one is more personalized, it actually had my name in it!

SPECIAL ATTN TO// **** ******
FROM: Anthony Koja

Anthony & Associates Chambers Lome-Togo. Barr.

Anthony Koja,(Koja& Associates)
Barristers & Solicitors.
Block 15, Flat 10, Rue du Kegue,Lome-Togo.

Good Day,

I am Barrister Anthony Koja, a legal practitioner,I am the personal attorney to Engr.M.B.****** , he is a national of your country, He work with Shell Development Company and also exporter of Gold in africa. He used to be my client.

He died as the result of a heart-related condition on the 11th November 2004. His heart condition was due to the death of his wife and only son involve in the Air Flight Crashes in Benin Republic West Africa, Air Flight Aired on December 26th, 2003 reported On:

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the fund valued at US$12 million left behind by my client before it gets confisicated or declared unserviceable by the Finance Bank where this huge amount were deposited.

The said Finance Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confisicated within the next twenty one official working days.

Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over two years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer.I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim.

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter Extraordinary confidential.

All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

I expect your urgent reply.

Best Regards,

Barrister Anthony Koja(Esq).
Anthony& Associates Chambers Lome-Togo.

Other than that, it's a fairly standard spam mail, spelling errors. Don't these guys have spel cheak on their computors?

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Animal Life

Dead rat on the neighbor's garage roof. How rude in THAT!

2008July20 Bike Ride 010

At least I didn't write a poem about it.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

I Get E-Mail!

A short and sweet proposition:

Dear Friend


Complement of the day,

Although you might be apprehensive about my email as we have not met before,My name is Mr Song Lile I work with the Hang Seng Bank.I have a business proposal in the tune of $19.5m to be transferred to an offshore account with your assistance. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall then share in the ratio of 70% for me, 30% for you.Should you be interested Please treat this business with utmost Confidentiality and send me the following:

Full names,
private phone number,
current residential address,

Finally after that I shall provide you with more details,
my email address is
this is my private phone number Is:+852-367-86701.

Kind Regards,
Mr. Song Lile.

And it is nice to be told that I am complementing the day. How sweet! What a nice compliment!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

I Get E-Mail!

From the "Too Late" department.

Date: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:33:24 -0700
From: "Cristina Franco"

Ref: UK/9420X2/68Batch: 074/05/ZY369

Dear Winner,

We happily announce to you the draw (#1199) of the UK LOTTERY,held on
20th October, 2007. Your e-mail which subsequently won you the
lottery in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved to claim
a total sum of 850,000 GBP. Your e-mail address attached to ticket
no.: 56475600545 188 with Serial no. 5368/02 drew the lucky
no.: {28} Bonus Ball. Our European agent will
immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your
funds as soon as you contact him.

Your are to contact the following Transfer agents as stated below:

Mr Robert Hache Tell:+4470319 42268

Warm Regards,
Mr. Lorraine Dodds

So I win nine months ago and you are just getting around to telling me? Sorry, Mr. Lorraine, if that's the way you do business, I want nada to do with YOU!

And why don't do you not spring for your own email address, instead of sponging off of poor Christina Franco, eh?