I just love the name "Precious". I recall a fellow in Basic Training who's back-home nickname turned out to be "Precious". Wasn't that fun when the D.I. discovered that! Guess what his military nickname became?
Back to the email, hey, I didn't know they had the intarwebs in refugee camps! What else do they have, running hot and cold water?
FROM MISS PRECIOUS DEBA
NICLA REFUGEE CAMP,
my name is Miss Precious Deba and am the only surviving
child of my parents who died in one of the mugabe's crazy
land reforms crises in zimbabwe.
i am contacting you not only because of my sympathetic
situation but also for your advise/help in the management of
an inherited funds worth of us$8.5m(eight million, five
hundred thousand dollars).
the funds in question was deposited with a private security
firm here in abidjan-Ivory coast by my late father.
i decided to leave my country(zimbabwe) for security reasons
as well as to increase my search for a reliable person who
can help me reform my life which is in shambles at the
and having found your contact on the internet business page,
i hope you will not let me down or betray me at the end of
i am ready to compensate your much needed assistance as we
will agree when i get your nod of acceptance.
i will wait hopefully for your urgent and confidential
response as i assure you that it is a risk free transaction.
please reply to : firstname.lastname@example.org
Hey, you misspelled your own name there, Pecious! And get your shift key fixed, it seems to have an intermittent!