Saturday, July 4, 2015

I Get E-Mail


F.B.I 
 
JAMES BRIEN COMEY
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON D.C
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP

The Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington,D.C in conjunction with some other relevant Investigations Agencies have recently been informed through our Global intelligence
monitoring network that your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly by the Central bank of Malaysia(Bank Negara Malaysia) has not been claimed.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay. We further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as your correspondence at all level.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C.Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentation evidencing your
claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about $25million us dollars only but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before they go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank information which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigation.

Contact immediately the office of the Central Bank of Malaysia (Bank Negara Malaysia) via email with the below information accordingly:

NAME: Dr. Zeti Akhtar Aziz.
OFFICE ADDRESS: Bank Negara Malaysia,
Jalan Kuching, Kuala Lumpur,
Wilayah Persekutuan,Kuala Lumpur,
Selangor,Malaysia
Email: aktar.aziz@aim.com

Meanwhile, we will advise that you  contact the office of the Governor of the Central Bank immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to your payment file as directed, so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.

To this effect, you are required to reconfirm and authenticate your given particulars below for certainty and onward processing and release of you funds as we may not be held liable for any wrong payment.

FULL NAMES: __________________________________
CITY: _________________________
STATE: __________________________________
ZIP: ______________
COUNTRY________________________________
SEX: _______________
AGE: __________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________
FAX: __________________________

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedure as regard to the transfer of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Malaysia equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous.

Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Best Regards,

James Brien Comey
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.

Whose is this "Joan" woman trying to rip off my $25 million us dollars??

Sunday, April 19, 2015

I Get E-Mail

YOUR $4.9 MILLION COMPENSATION IS READY

United Nation Compensation
To:  Me

(BANKI-MOON) UN/WB/FNG COMPENSATING PROCESS
 OUR REF: UN-FGA/WB4/11 
YOUR REF: (UN/WB/FGA) 
BATCH: 807-2015-550/188 
BANK OF AFRICA COMPENSATION UNIT, IN AFFILIATION WITH THE UNITED NATION.
YOUR $4.9MILLION COMPENSATION IS READY PLEASE.
This good-news is brought to you by the BANK OF AFRICA in conjunction
with UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION AND NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT to pay 9,000 scam victims the sum of US$4.9Million United State Dollars each. We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the secretary to the UNITED NATIONS. This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS and CENTRAL BANK NIGERIA have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$4,9Million United State Dollars to each person. This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc. We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.Please make sure you respond to this email well and stop communicating with FAKE Office that has been promising you heaven and earth but all is in vain. You are advised to contact Rev.Patrick Morgan JP as he is our representative, contact him immediately for your ATM CARD VALUED US $4.9Million United State Dollars/ This funds are in a ATM CARD for security purpose OK? so he will send it to you and you can withdraw it in any ATM machine of your choice. Therefore, you should send him Email immediately with BELOW INFORMATION he will tell you what you need to do to receive your ATM CARD VALUED US$4.9Million United State Dollars.
Your Full Name...........
Your Home Address........
Your Private Tele Phone Number.......
Your Age....................
Your Occupation........
Your Country..........
Note:Please make sure you call Rev.Patrick Morgan JP his direct phone number: +2348183550739 as soon as you send him email
Person to Contact: Rev.Patrick Morgan JP
Email:ngicpc@yahoo.com.hk
Direct Phone: +2348183550739
Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Hoping to hear from you as soon as you receive your ATM CARD.
Regards,
Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon.

That must be a mighty big ATM "machine" to dispense US$4.9 Million United States Dollars.

Monday, July 1, 2013

I Get Spam!

RE: FIELD INTELLIGENCE UNIT
FROM info@fbi.gov[admin@sstar.com]
TO recipients

Federal bureau of investigation
Field Intelligence Unit
J. Edgar Hoover building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, USA.


Urgent Attention: Beneficiary


I am special Agent Kelvin Willaims from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Field Intelligence Unit, we have just intercepted and confiscated two (2) trunk boxes at John F Kennedy airport in New York, and are on the verge of moving it to our bureau headquarter.
We crosschecked the content of the boxes and found it to contain a total sum of $4.1 million and also backup documents which bears your name as the receiver of the money contained in the boxes, investigations carried out on the diplomat which accompanied the boxes into the united states has it that he was to deliver this funds to your residence as payment which was due you from unpaid contract, inheritance, lotto, loan, etc.

We cross-checked all legal documentations in the boxes, and were about to release the consignment to the diplomat, when we found out that the boxes is lacking two very important documentation which as a result, the boxes has been confiscated and kept in our security vault.


According to section 229 subsection 31 of the constitution ratified in 1992, your consignment lacks proof of OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE AND LEGAL DELIVERY PERMIT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE from the joint team of the Federal Bureau Of Investigation and homeland security and therefore you must contact us for direction on how to procure the two certificates, so that you can be relieved of the charges of evading tax which is a punishable offense under section 12 subsection 441 of constitution on tax evasion.

You are therefore required to get back to me on this email { kelvinwilliams116@yahoo.com.hk } within 72 hours, so that i will guide you on how to get the needed documents. Failure to comply with our directive may lead you into problem; you may be arrested, interrogated and prosecuted in the court of law for money laundering.


We may also get the Financial Action Task Force (FATF) on money laundering involved if you do not follow our instructions. You are also advised not to get in contact with any other institution, since your funds are here now in the United States of America and can be delivered to any country of your choice once you secure those required documents.


Yours in service
Agent Kelvin Willaims
Regional director
Federal Bureau of Investigation

More threats from the FBI!  Ha ha!  I didn't know they used Yahoo Hong Kong email addresses there.  I especially like how the last name is misspelled, consistently, except in the email address.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Found This In The Drafts Folder

My friend Mr. Poon (huh?) is reminding me again of a Secured business suggestion. Was I asleep the first time?

Reminding You Again


Mr. Joseph Poon charter.net>

Dear Friend,

Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. Joseph Poon, Managing Director and Deputy Chief Executive of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have a Secured business suggestion for you., Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client Mr.Fayez Abdulaziz Mohammed who was a business merchant and a contractor with the Iraqi Government but a citizen of SAUDI ARABIA,Made a numbered fixed deposit for 24 calendar months(2Years), with a value of Twenty Two million Four Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch. Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war which began in 2003. Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later find out that Mr.Fayez Abdulaziz Mohammed along with his wife and only daughter had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit His Resident. After further investigation it was also discovered that Mr.Fayez Abdulaziz Mohammed did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Twenty Two million Four Hundred Thousand (Why is thousand capitalized, but million is not?) United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration 3 years and six month the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Mr.Fayez Abdulaziz Mohammed so that you will be able to receive his funds.

WHAT IS TO BE DONE:

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Mr.Fayez Abdulaziz Mohammed,all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favour for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you.There is no risk involved at all in this matter, as we are going adopt a legalized (by who? Or is that whom?) method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.Should you be interested please send me your

1,Full names,
2,Private phone number, (As opposed to what?)
3,Current residential address.

And I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below;

(joseph_poon114@yahoo.co.jp)

And finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this operation. I want to know if you are willing to follow up this business seriously before I can give you more details about this transaction,I shall be waiting for your response and assurance.Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,
Joseph Poon



























Dinner Last Night

Last night we had tostada-style tacos, in that the tortillas folded into little tacos, but there were beans, which makes them tostada-syle, I am told.



They were really excellent! The chef put a touch of lime juice on the salsa which really zinged! The home-made tortillas were so much better than store bought, too!

The "chef", by the way, was my daughter.

The dog there is Shogun.

Happy eating!

Monday, February 13, 2012

Food Food Food!!!

I went to a staff party today (well, a couple of weeks ago) and we had these fabulous tacos (and other stuff) to munch on. It was great!



On another day Mrs. P. donated her lunch to the cause, and I ate it. Egg rolls! Delicious!

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Crummy Photo Skills Strike Again!

This was in the bakery department at Albertsons. It looked really cheesy and tempting, but I resisted spending the 49 cents. I am so proud!

But what is it? I can't make out the second word!

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

TP And Plenty Of It!

I like me a well-stocked bathroom!



Just what IS that Sun Magic cleaner stuff, anyway?

Thanks for visiting!

Friday, October 28, 2011

Breakfast

It's what's for breakfast!

Oh, it's gone!

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Lunch

Potato! It's what's for lunch!


Yes, there is a potato down there somewhere!

Monday, August 29, 2011

What's For Dinner?

Chicken tenders fried in chocolate sauce.

Someone grabbed the wrong bottle.

Tastes weird.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Spam I Get


I got an email today. It was VERY scary, especially as I am reading a thriller in which the FBI plays a big part.



Re: You Have Only 48hours...F.B.I Alert.

FROM: FBI Washington, D.C.

TO: Redacted
DATE: Tuesday, July 26, 2011 4:07 PM

You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow. Read attached for full detail.


Attachments
Download All
2011-Alert.html






Oh, no, I don't think I'm going to download that.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Glasses

Went to the eye doctor the other day. Good news: no new problems.  Bad news: Two-year restriction on new frames isn't up until August 1st, two weeks from then. Insurance co. (VSP) won't approve an exception, even though I've saved them several hundred dollars, I'm sure, by not going to the eye doctor last year. Thank you so much, VSP!

Friday, March 18, 2011

Rotten Patrons

I guess some people think that candy bars are recyclable.

2011March18 garbage 006

Then there are those miscreants that just leave their garbage on the shelves.  I found three of these stuffed behind or between the books the other week, but this one appeared today after a massive number of patrons stormed the shelves to check out books.  And by massive, I mean ninety books checked out! Yea for that, anyway!

2011March18 garbage 010

I love the Made/Ready/Discard date/times, it makes it easy to tell how long it has been sitting on the shelf!

Uhhh, I guess the pictures are too wide, I guess you will have to scroll to see the rest of  the images. Sorry about that!

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Yet Another Scam

Got a CASHIER'S CHECK for $1,271.02 (TWO CENTS!) in the mail today from STAR Marketing in Los Alamitos. A legitimate company, according to the web site I Googled. I had to Google it because there was no URL on the letter.

It says I've been selected as a NEW CANDIDATE to be a Mystery Shopper! Uh huh.

It says (I have to call them for details, of course. It's a 760 area code in SoCal.) I get to evaluate Western Union by sending $945.00 to someone. I get to keep $200.00! Wow! All that money for so little work! What a deal!

I Googled the phone number (with the word 'scam') and I find the SAME phone number used for a scam in Poway (California) with a DIFFERENT company. Interesting.

Oh, and the letter has a Canadian stamp on it.

So many clues that it is a TOTAL SCAM, as if anyone had a doubt!

I hope STAR Marketing put a disclaimer on their website that they have nothing to do with this scam. It can not be good for their business to be linked to dishonesty by these scammers.

They (the scammers) sure did a good job on the letter and check, though.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

A New Scam

Yay, I won the Department Of State Immigration Lottery. Yes, there IS a lottery, for visas, but I don't think they pay your airplane ticket nor give you a hundred-thousand dollars.

Plus, I'm already here!

U.S. Department of State

From:
immigrations

To:
Public Communication Division, PA/PL
U.S. Department of State
Washington, D.C. 20520
www.dvlottery.state.gov

Congratulations!!!

You are among those randomly selected and registered for further consideration in the (DV) DIVERSITY IMMIGRANT PROGRAM for the fiscal Year 2010. This official U.S. government program aims to diversify the United States population by creating an immigration opportunity for under-represented groups. Properly completed entries are entered into a computer-generated lottery and winners are randomly selected.Winners and their family members are able to live, work, and study in the United States!

Your visa winning/case numbers identity is 2010AF00J051PXXX and the serial net visa passport attached to your case number is SNVPh700IU. Your visa type permits you to travel with your family and Your visa duration is 10 years multiple entry to the United States. It is renewable upon expiration and it permits you to work, study and own properties in the United States.

Your selection as a winner entitles you to $100,000 (One Hundred Thousand Dollars) which will be made available to you upon your arrival in the United States. The visa gives you an opportunity to apply for and acquire a United States of America citizenship green card while residing in the United States of America.

Thanks
Mahabir Estrella Fernandez

PLEASE CONTACT CONSULAR Jeffrey Kellerman WITH YOUR WINNING CASE NUMBERS AND YOUR VISA PASSPORT SERIAL NUMBERS. HE WILL HANDLE YOUR VISA DOCUMENTATIONS, ALSO GUIDE AND PUT YOU THROUGH YOUR VISA AND FLIGHT TICKET DOCUMENTS PROCESSING. HIS CONTACT DETAILS ARE LISTED BELOW.

Name: Jeffrey Kellerman
Email: us_consular@mail2usa.com
Office Phone: +447035986005
Alternate: +447011130080


DISCLAIMER :

This e-mail is for the intended recipient only If you have received it by mistake please let us know by reply and then delete it from your system,access, disclosure, copying, distribution or reliance on any of it by anyone else is prohibited.

If you as intended recipient have received this e-mail incorrectly, please notify the sender (via e-mail) Immediately.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

So Much For That

After finishing So Much For That, by Lionel Shriver, a most excellent book, I have quite decided I will never have chemotherapy, and maybe not even surgery, if I have a re-occurrence of something awful. (Don't click that second link, do do the first, I am just being silly there.)

Friday, July 9, 2010

Scam Relief!

Well, I guess I can finally get that compensation for all those scams!


From a fellow scammed victim...
From:Elizabeth Park Fowler fowlerelizaa22@aol.com

I'm Ms. Elizabeth Park Fowler of Tampa, FL 33629., I'm a US citizen, I'm 51yrs Old. And I strongly and meant to believed that you are a foreigner I suppose, I'm one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria, London, Malaysia and Spain two year's ago. I was even contacted through email by an individual claiming to be my country (FBI) and they told me that they will help me too and they too sucks me dry by me sending them money to help retrieved my money and me having a new and better life and they all refused to pay me, I had paid over $91,320 while in the US my husband and family had to leave me because I refused to listen to them when they are telling me to stop, trying to get my payment all to no avail.

So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, and I was directed to meet Barrister George K. C. Esq, who is the member of COMPENSATION AWARD AUTHORITY and a Human Rights Activist (Lawyer), and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake and that they are all working together as different gangs and partners. It all started with one man Barrister Frank Okoh who contacted me to help him and since then my life was hell till now.

All the above name and many more were listed to me and showed to me by Barrister George K. C., because I was scammed by Mark Welling, Barrister Frank Okoh & James Obi. But I was disappointed when I went to my country FBI face to face to seek that I have been paying money to them. And they was very annoyed with me because they say that I am going above the law by dealing with people that are claiming to be them, I was heart broken and ashamed of my own self all of that i lost my hard earn money and my entire family at that. That’s when I took the mind and spirit to go down to Nigeria when it all began?

There are still real transactions in the world globe today but the scammers are just much than the real transaction so we are all confused so is better you gets the compensation money instead of pursuing empty dreams. When I went to the U.S.A embassy I was directed to Barrister George K. C. Esq of London immediately, He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment and he showed me care and help me when I first approached him I was very annoyed with all black's at that time. Right now I'm the happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds amounting to $970,000.00. Moreover, Barrister George K. C., showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your email and name as one of the scam victims, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Barrister George K. C. in London.

You have to contact him directly on this information below.

COMPENSATION AWARD AUTHORITY
Name: Barrister George K. C. (Legal Practitioner and Consultant)
Cell Number: +44 762 419 9026
Email: gkchi@sify.com


You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing. The only money I paid after I met Barrister George K. C. was just $1,325.00, so you have to take note of that. Don't worry at all as you do not need to go down to his country Nigeria all he need's from you is for you to identify yourself briefly and he will take it from there. I am traveling to Mexico to find my family now and start a new and better life but I had to do some good before I take my live as I will not be coming to the computer for long again till I see my family and start a new and better life. Once again my brother and friend do not waste your time and money on those empty promises. Instead, go ahead and contact Barrister George K. C. immediately you can call him if you like.

Thank You and Be Blessed.
Ms. Elizabeth Park Fowler (Elizabeth)
Trustee/Treasurer, Triad Foundation Inc.
1902 South Wykagyl Street
Tampa, FL USA. 33629
Education: BS, Business Administration.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Dinner

Charred hamburger and boiled spinach...dinner last night.

2009November 07 hamburger

Try to make a poem out of THAT!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Gross Copyright Violation

I was at the dentist the other month. I was reading Sunset magazine (December 2008) and drooling over the recipes.

I was hoping to share them with YOU, and so I found the pictures and recipes on MyRecipes.

This is Thai Chicken Coconut Soup. Does it not look yummy? I believe I have had something like this at Karinya. Only 7.2 grams of carbohydrates. I'll have TWO bowels bowls!



For dessert, let us have some Eggnog Cheesecake! Only 27 grams of carbs, so maybe I could have just a smidgen.



Or how about some Cranberry Obsession Snow Cake? It is red, it is white, it has white chocolate shavings on top! And only 113 grams of carbohydrates per serving!



Someone sent me this. I don't know if it is serendipitous spam, or from a (regretfully) forgotten relative. I hope the former. But, it's probably the latter.

But, I thought it was pretty good, so here it is, in the original size:
jakara bullard 10-14-09

pizza poem

o,pizza cheese hanging from the crust.
you make me fell like im in haven with your hot pepperonis.and tamato sauce. why are you so good chessy pizza.maybe i will get another slice to the ride to marie's.pizza pizza day and nite i cant stop.
I feel the same, pizza rules!