Tuesday, July 1, 2008

I Get E-Mail!

From the "Too Late" department.

Date: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:33:24 -0700
From: "Cristina Franco"

Ref: UK/9420X2/68Batch: 074/05/ZY369

Dear Winner,

We happily announce to you the draw (#1199) of the UK LOTTERY,held on
20th October, 2007. Your e-mail which subsequently won you the
lottery in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved to claim
a total sum of 850,000 GBP. Your e-mail address attached to ticket
no.: 56475600545 188 with Serial no. 5368/02 drew the lucky
no.: {28} Bonus Ball. Our European agent will
immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your
funds as soon as you contact him.

Your are to contact the following Transfer agents as stated below:

Mr Robert Hache Tell:+4470319 42268 Email:roberthacheunit@gmail.com

Warm Regards,
Mr. Lorraine Dodds

So I win nine months ago and you are just getting around to telling me? Sorry, Mr. Lorraine, if that's the way you do business, I want nada to do with YOU!

And why don't do you not spring for your own email address, instead of sponging off of poor Christina Franco, eh?

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