Saturday, November 15, 2008

I Get E-Mail!

My son Kelvin sent me this business opportunity! Wow, this could be the one!!

From: "Kelvin Andrews"
Subject: Western Union payment to your acc
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2008 06:26:03 +0100

Dear Mom & Dad,

This is a real business opportunity for anyone (within the US and Minors)
with a flexible schedule and transportation at the extreme. I need
collection agents for my international import / export business. This is a
real second income opportunity. Great for work at home moms and dads! Hours
vary between 2-10 hours a week. Depends on our need in your area. Everyone
who is accepted will be given trial assignments. Once you have proven that
you enjoy the work and want to continue the volume of collections and amount
you can earn will increase gradually.

Once you are accepted we will have our clients pay you on our behalf. You
will pick up payments for the company nearly every day per our instructions.
You will keep 10% of all collections as your commission for your work. The
balance will be sent to our suppliers per our instructions to you.


1. Honesty and Integrity--You are handling company funds.

2. Flexibility and Commitment. You need to be available when needed.

3. Attention to detail and ability to follow instructions.

4. Transportation to Pick up Payments and make Payment to Suppliers.

5. Available 7 days a week if needed.

6. Must have computer with Internet access.

7. Must be able to communicate via email and on the phone in English. Income
potential up to $500 a week or more once you have proven you are a
trustworthy representative who can handle your assignments in a timely
manner. If you are interested send an email explaining your qualifications
and why you think this second income opportunity is right for you.

8. If you have a bank account with any of customer friendly banks in the USA,UK,Canada and Australia will be
a added advantage.

Hurry! We have several openings worldwide and will fill these positions in
the next seven days. Every email will be answered. Following a phone
interview, if you are accepted, you must be ready to work immediately.

Note this is not a salaried position with benefits. Your 10% commission is
your pay. The volume of collections determines your earnings. Your earning
potential is based on performance. We do not discriminate on race, color or
religion. If you have a good work ethic you will do well with our company.


Kelvin Andrews.
+44 703 594 9160

VP Human Relations International Division
Blue Tie Global Resources International

Oh, wait, I don't HAVE a son named Kelvin. Well, maybe the next email will pan out!

Crud, I deleted it already. Well, it WOULD have been funny. I'll have to try it again, later. There's always more spam!

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