I Get E-Mail!

Short, but...weird!

新しいメールアドレスをお知らせします新しいメールアドレス： scottego_098765@yahoo.co.jp

Am Scott, I had BRAIN TUMOR, Before I became ill, I kept $9.5M in a SECURITY COMPANY, My Doctor told me that I will not survive this illness, I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden/Less-privileged who can not help themselves.Reply me for more details.

- Scott Ego

Hey, you calling ME "down-trodden"?? Yah little punk! I RESEMBLE that remark!

I Get E-Mail!

Got another email from the IRS. You know, the one that uses Google Mail for their emails...


Your IRA tax refund notification (Payment ID 283-0176)
Internal Revenue Service refunds@gmail.com

A Secure Way to Receive Your Tax Return

After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have determined that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of $620.50.
Please submit the tax refund request and allow us 3-9 days in order to process it.

A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons.
For example submitting invalid records or applying after the deadline.

To access the form for your tax refund, please click here
Note: For security reasons, we will record your ip-address, the date and time.
Deliberate wrong inputs are criminally pursued and indicated.

Regards,
Internal Revenue Service

Copyright 2008, Internal Revenue Service U.S.A. All rights reserved.


Does the IRS actually refund parts of a dollar? I thought they rounded it off. I know I do when I send it in! Three to nine days to process it? It is to laugh! Note the scary warning in red; you will be "indicated"!!

You will note the "click here" link to a Canadian site, loudya.com. Whois give us this information:

Registrant:
loudya xxx
xxx
montreal, Quebec x0x0x0
Canada

Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: LOUDYA.COM
Created on: 20-Sep-04
Expires on: 20-Sep-08
Last Updated on: 28-Aug-07

Administrative Contact:
xxx, loudya  loudya1@hotmail.com
xxx
montreal, Quebec x0x0x0
Canada
5141111111      Fax --

Technical Contact:
xxx, loudya  loudya1@hotmail.com
xxx
montreal, Quebec x0x0x0
Canada
5141111111      Fax --

Domain servers in listed order:
NS.OPALE-NET.COM
NS2.OPALE-NET.COM

I Get E-Mail!

Our first email is short and sweet. What the heck is Business Treasury Services? I guess if you are one, you know! I love the phrase, "If you are not user of the Chase Manhattan Bank Business please disregard this e-mail!", especially the exclamation point! So let me see if I have this straight--Chase Manhattan Bank has no idea who their customers are, so they send a blanket email out. Yeah, right!

Dear Chase Bank Internet Banking customer!

Our Maintenance Department is doing a scheduled website upgrade

By following the link below please commence the procedure of the user login approval:

https://www2.chase.com/ccp/clientconfirm.jsp/?unitid=21jdsewzraFZGDtcwhhOkhb

These instructions are to be e-mailed and followed by all members of the Business Treasury Services.

JP Morgan Chase Bank Group does apologize for the problems caused, and is very appreciative for your collaboration.

If you are not user of the Chase Manhattan Bank Business please disregard this e-mail!

--- This is automatically generated message please do not reply ---

© 2008 JP Morgan Chase Bank Corporation All Rights Reserved.

Letter Number Two proudly announces:

I have a new email address!

You can now email me at: bensonjames47@yahoo.com

- FROM THE DESK OF MR.BENSON ZIK JAMES ABBEY INTERNATIONAL BANK 2 TRION SQUARE REGENTS PLACE LONDON NW1 3AN UNITED KINGDOM DEAR SIR,I AM MR.BENSON ZIK JAMES,A SOUTH AFRICAN NATIONAL WORKING AS THE HEAD OF FOREIGN EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED BANK.ON NOVEMBER 6TH,2000,AN AMERICA OIL CONSULTANT/CONTRACTOR IN IRAQ.MR.JACK FERRER POWELL DEPOSITED THE SUM OF $6,500,000.00 UNITED STATES DOLLARS IN THE BANK SINCE 6TH OF NOVEMBER,2000.AND SINCE THEN WE HAVE NOT SEEN HIM AGAIN.ALL THE CONTACT HE GAVE WAS FAKE CONTACT.FINALLY WE DISCOVERED FROM HIS CONTRACT EMPLOYERS,THE PETROLEUM CORPORATION THAT MR.JACK FERRER POWELL,DIED IN THE PLANE CRASH ON OCTOBER 31,2000,(AN EGYPTIAN BOEING 767 FLIGHT 990)WITH OTHER PASSENGERS ON BOARD.RIGHT NOW I CONTACTED YOU IF YOU CAN AGREE TO CLAIM IT.ALL THE BACK UP DOCUMENTS WILL BE PROVIDED BY ME AND TEAM REDEPOSITING THIS MONEY WITH SAME NAME I NEED FROM A FAKE ADDRESS FROM YOU AND YOUR MOBILE TELEPHONE NUMBER,SO THAT AFTER THE DEAL THERE WILL BE NO TRACE OF ANY KIND.ONCE THIS IS DONE,I AM GOING TO RESIGN MY APPOINTMENT WITH BANK.PLEASE IF YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO IT,I A READY TO GIVE YOU 30% OF THE TOTAL SUM.JUST REPLY VIA MY EMAIL.BEST REGARDS,MR.BENSON ZIK JAMES

Yes, it was formatted just that way, except the green stuff was in a text box.

Speaking of fake Paypal emails, I discovered the other day that my Paypal account WAS locked up tight, apparently because I haven't used it in, probably, six years.

That's Hot!

A blob of solder still melted into my shorts, even after being warshed, the last vestiges of the Great Soldering Accident Of 2008!



Remember kids, always wear your safety goggles when soldering!

Later!

I Get E-Mail

Speaking of My Dears, here is another, of a sort.

From Mr Paul.
Reply To p.williams6@voila.fr

Attn: My Dear,

My name is Paul Kone, I am the Branch manager in one of the leading international bank in Cote D'Iviore.

I got your information during my search through the Internet. I am 47years of age and married with 3 lovely kids. It may interest you to hear that I am a man of PEACE and don't want problem, I only hope we can assist each other.

If you don't want this business offer kindly forget it as I will not contact you again.

I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the Branch manager of My Bank; it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Plateaux Abidjan at the end of each year.

On the course of the last year 2007 end of year report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made seven million seven hundred fifty thousand dollars [$ 14.000.000.00] which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of.
I have since place this fund on what we call SUSPENSE ACCOUNT without any beneficiary.
As an officer of the bank I can not be directly connected to this money, so this informed my contacting you for us towork so that you can assist receive this money into your bank accountfor us to SHARE. While you will have 30% of the total fund.

Notethere are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of this fund who made the deposit with our branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account.

If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much. As soon as I receive your response I will provide details to you on how we can achieve it successfully.
Reply To p.williams6@voila.fr

Best regards.
Mr Paul Kone.

I am not the maths whiz, but how does $7,750,000.00 equal $14,000,000.00? I am not too sure I want to entrust ANYTHING to this fellow!

I Get E-Mail

This letter sounds familiar, but I love the salutation.

Hello Dear

My name is Mrs.Jennifer Peters; I am a dying woman who has decided to
donate what I have to you/church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for
cancer for about 2 years ago immediately after the death of my husband who
has left me everything he worked for and because the doctors told me I
will not live longer than some weeks because of my health idecided to
WILL/donate the sum of $2 500 000 Two million five hundred thousand
dollars to you for the good work of humanity and also to help the
motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.
I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly and
please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

Here is the Contact information of my Attorney below:
Orbin Law Firm
Abogado De Justicia
Calle Embajadores,106.2,Madrid,Spain
Notario & Tribunal
Sr Pedro Antonio
Phone/Fax:+34-693-220-723
Email:advocatepedro200@aim.com

and tell him that I have WILLED $2 500 000.00
to you and I have also notified him. I know I don’t know you but I have
been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the
task is accomplished as i don't want anything that will jeopardize my last
wish.
From Mrs.Jennifer Peters.

I'm not sure what that "NB" refers to. Wikipedia offers ideas:

The letters NB or Nb may refer to:

* (as N.B.) an abbreviation for nota bene, a Latin expression meaning "note well"
* An abbreviation for 'Not Bad', used in chat and slang when describing something adequate
* The symbol for the chemical element Niobium
* The ISO 639-1 abbreviation for the Bokmål written form of the Norwegian language
* The Canada Post Corporation provincial abbreviation for New Brunswick
* New Balance, a shoe manufacturer
* Narrowboat, a particular size of water vessel found on English canals.
* One of several areas named New Britain
* Nigerian Breweries, a beverage company in Nigeria manufacturing alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks including: Heineken, Star, Gulder, Maltina, Amstel Malta, Legend, and Fayrouz
* North Britain, a historical term for Scotland

You will be glad, no doubt, that I didn't post the latest missive from fake Paypal. The Russian branch, apparently...

Thought For Food

It's cake!




And it was good!